- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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