- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

thomas!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Arrow in the Knee!

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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