- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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