Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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