name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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