What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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Seven

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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smell the vitamin C

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willie revilame

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*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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A man walks into a bar and asks for 6 vodka shots. The bartender looks at him in a strange manner. The man quickly downs all 6 of the vodka shots. The bartender looks at the man and says "Jeepers mate, whats the celebration?" The man replies "Well mate, first blow job today" The bartender in a kind gesture says "Here you go mate, next one is one me" while pouring another shot. The man respectfully replies, "No thanks mate, if 6 didn't get the taste away, im sure 7 won't"

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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