What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

Matt is a Duster!

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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