- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Water? I hardly know her.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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