What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

my gramma died

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

osama bin laden is dead

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

smell the vitamin C

darude- sandstorm

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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