What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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I wrote a funny joke.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

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What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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