- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

long in the tooth!

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Water? I hardly know her.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Asians

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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