Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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