Today is March 22.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

I wrote a funny joke.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Your Mum is soo fat.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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