Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

What is white and long? A New York winter

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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