- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

Not a joke.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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