Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

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What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Anything involving women..

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What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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