- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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