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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Justin Bieber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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