- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

Matt is a Duster!

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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