How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

Where's my tractor?

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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