A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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