- Anti Joke

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

9/11

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens