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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

So a seal walks into a club.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Whats white? A fridge

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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