- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

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