What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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