- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

9/11

My kids are mistakes.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Women's Rights Movement

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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