- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Bark I'm a tree

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

L's I's that took Viagra.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Will nearis is here! Get it

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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