- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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