Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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If I was a backstabber, you would have been dead already, without me having anything to do with it in the first place, listen, we cannot change the world, those that control the media, control the world. And our role was the opposite, we wanted people to find their individual selves and put their talents for use for themselves and us, today the media tells people who they are, what they like, and what to eat and wear. None of us can do this, point zero is gone, its simply a matter of time, but if you want to try, I can do what I can, in hopes of delaying the inevitable.

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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