- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

L's I's that took Viagra.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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