Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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What do you call a black man? Black

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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Anti Joke

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