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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

James Patrick Campbell

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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