- Anti Joke

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

Your Mother

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.