- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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