Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Chuck Norris Dies.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

your mother

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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