what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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What did the DJ play at the disco? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill? Confused, mind bruised, it seeps out It seeps out, it seeps out Face down, home town looks so grey Looks so grey, looks so grey Convexed you bend, twist and shout Twist and shout, twist and shout Stand up brush off get moving Get moving, get moving What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) Face down, home town, face down, home town Face down, home town, it looks so grey (x4) What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmania.com/monster_lyrics_automatic_the.html All about Automatic The: http://www.musictory.com/music/Automatic+The

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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thomas!!!!

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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Woman's Rights

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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