- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

An Aisian failed a test

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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