What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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your life

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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