Justin Beiber

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This is a story of Bobbie He was fat so he got bullied at school he did not have any friends. He ate a lot and watched the television. He was called names such as big, fat, an idiot, clumsy. But he begun to realise that if he was smart, he could become rich. So he studied hard and hard, but he did not become better at it. So he thought I want to succeed in sports, so he began exercising and was on a strict diet, but nothing changed. He was still fat and unfit. Then one day he knew that he couldn't succeed. So he asked God, what is the purpose of me living, why can't I have something, maybe a talent. God replied I'm sorry but I can't give you a talent. You have to figure it out by yourself. Then Bobbie knew what his talent was. So the following morning Bobbie went to www.anti-joke.com and began writing jokes. Octopus. Bye

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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Im taking a shit right now.

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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Chuck norris

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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