Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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    Why did the first Koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the fourth Koala fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth Koala fall out of the tree? Because I cut the tree down.

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    Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead Why did the second one fall out of the tree? It was holding onto its mother. Why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree? It thought the first two were playing. Why did the little girl on the bicycle die? She was hit by three falling koala's.

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    Another one is..Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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