- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

I hate blackniggers

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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