How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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