How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

roses are red violets are blue

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

An Artic Storm.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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