- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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