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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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