A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

haha black people :D

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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