im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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Anti Joke

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