- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

my mind's eye?

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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