- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why? Why Not?

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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