- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

anus

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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