Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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