- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

THE GAME.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Ebola

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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