- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

how man

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

cats are pussies

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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