- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

why is pie good. because it just is.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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