Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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