Your mom

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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