Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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this is stupid .... yep

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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so the weather's nice...

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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