Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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tommy is retared

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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i like men but im not gay

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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