Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

i dont fisish anythi

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Click here to end the world.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Please? No.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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