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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

Knock Knock Who's There 42

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

What did the man say to gguy we are both g

What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

haha black people :D

Where's my tractor?

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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