Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

I bet you read this. Told ya.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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