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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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