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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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