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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

im @ work, LOL.

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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