What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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CAS

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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This joke is funny

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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Justin Bieber

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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Your Mother

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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