- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

The WNBA.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Vagina.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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