- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

knock knock i have diarrhea

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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