So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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PEANIS!

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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Anti Joke

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