- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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