Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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A kid has no friends.

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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