- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Whats white? A fridge

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

Women's rights

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

You suck big fat slobber

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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