- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Vagina.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

KONY 2012

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

Click here to end the world.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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