Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

You will not press the like button.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

How high is a Chinaman

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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