this is stupid .... yep

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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so the weather's nice...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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