- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

You all have Aids

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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