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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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2 Penises

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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One day a man walked into a wall

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Anti Joke

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