What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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ecks! why zee?

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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sadf

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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