Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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You will not press the like button.

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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Koalas mum is a slut

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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