Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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