If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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i love to lick...

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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