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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

whats one plus one penis

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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