How does shit taste?\ Good.

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Vagina Boob

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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Q: Who followed E.T.A Hoffman? A: ASAP Rocky. (ETA and ASAP are both time-based abbreviations, ETA meaning 'estimated time of arrival' and ASAP meaning 'as soon as possible'. Thus, ASAP can form a response to a requested ETA. Additional humour comes from the dissonant occupations of the two individuals: E.T.A Hoffman being a nineteenth century gothic author, and ASAP Rocky being a modern rapper.)

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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Dyslexia ruels!

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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