"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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