- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

I regret everything.....

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

Coldpaly is a good band

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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