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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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