What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

New mission: refuse this mission

What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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