What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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Jayden Eccles

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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