what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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I regret everything.....

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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Poop

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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