- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

This is an anti-joke.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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