- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

squash squash who squash my ass

i keep getting thumbs down...

ur an fagit

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

women's rights

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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