- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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