- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

FOX News: Fair and balanced

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

Getting up for a black person on a buss

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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