- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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