Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

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why did the guy die? because he got hit by a train. lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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