Sharvil has aids 4 times

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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