- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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