- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

willie revilame

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

You were born.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

pudding

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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