- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Today is March 22.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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