- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

knock knock whos their a person

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

You will not press the like button.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

You are joking right?

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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