What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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