Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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