What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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