- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Phew... it's gone.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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