What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

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Unconventional thinking Something else out of one: So sometimes I feel there is something I want right? But I don't feel like I deserve it yet or i hesitate although I fucking want it So I go home, decide to take my time before I decide to buy it, and sit my ass on a chair covered with spikes until I decide it is time to get it, Moral 1: You want to take the better decision but don't feel time is right? Some spikes up your ass is not only the perfect way to change your mind, but in this case an excellent metaphor to why you want to keep doing whats best for you. Moral best: Think if you could get all that time you spent hesitating back, would that not be awesome? What if you just stop hesitating now? Would that not be aweso... Go fuckyourself... Nerometal Fuck Neronism... Cool name though

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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