I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, and has two possible oxidation states, +2 and the slightly more stable +4. Tin is the 49th most abundant element and has, with 10 stable isotopes, the largest number of stable isotopes in the periodic table. It is a silvery, malleable other metal that is not easily oxidized in air, obtained chiefly from the mineral cassiterite where it occurs as tin dioxide, SnO2.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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