Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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