What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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your moms my other ride

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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cancer

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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