- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

A French man gets into a fight

gabbi nunez ;)

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Donald Trump

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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