What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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