???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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