- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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