What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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hey, my names mark.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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