- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Your mums a potato

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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