- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

neil likes pube toast

There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

Justin Beiber's Talent.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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