- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

kesha is a virgin.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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