- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

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