justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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Mitt Romney

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* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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Woman rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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