Poop!!

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

hey John will you make some copies

you dint have to be a jew matt

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

I'm hungry.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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